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You're on a game show and decide to risk it all and go for the rocker. The lawyer asks the first question. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

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You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. Every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot-water bottle. You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. When your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light. He jumped out before it crashed but could only take a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete.

Lawn care has become a big thing in your life. It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump. And, once more they enjoy each other.

When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. If you have a video that's also great, but must be loaded up on YouTube first. Then I asked my wife for help. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out.

At cafeterias, you complain that the jello is too tough. Your social security number only has three digits.

You find your self singing along with elevator music. There we were in church saying our prayers. After clearing her throat, she asked what possible moral there could be to this story. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. Off he went to the kitchen.

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Then the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands. You think the Weather channel's just the neatest thing.

He asked his wife if she wanted anything. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. You are truly a great lover, Roger. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

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She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.